CNN vs. Fox News

Hey everybody, let’s beat a dead horse. It doesn’t mind, because it’s dead.

Let’s compare the CNN and Fox News webcoverage of the 2006 mid-term elections.

THIS IS CNN
CNN

HOLD ON I AM LICKING BUSH'S SCROTUM
FOX

FOX’s header is absolutely malicious. As if the democrats waged guerilla warfare on the senatefloor and killed dozens of innocent certainly-not-molesting-underage-pages Republican senators.

WYMIN POLITICIANS
CNN

EAT YOUR FACE
FOX

The CNN photo is pretty basic. Wii democrats are happy. However in the FOX picture it looks like Nancy Pelosi is about suck someone’s soul out from their eyesocket.

And let’s take a look at the advertisements on the websites. Surely this will tell us something about their target demographic.

I AM SMARTYPANTS
CNN

LOSE SOME WEIGHT FATTY
FOX

You know, I was about to write a whole paragraph here. But the ads kind of speak for themselves.

Nancy Pelosi may actually suck souls from eyesockets. The woman is fucking crazy.




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