Jason Calacanis: I hate your fucking ugly dogs
This post was mostly inspired by this blog post and the comments on Flickr photos by Justine Ezarik and Jason Calacanis. These sycophantic, bordering on creepy comments.
Let’s take this photo for example.
Has such wonderful comments as these:
May I massage those lil’ piggies for you por favor? Virtual Cabana Boy at your servicio. Fantastico!
Yay, creepy! There’s also the refreshingly honest:
nice legs
Though, if you’re going to complement a lady, you might want to think about using using capitalization and punctation. It’s the 21st century form of chivalry.
And finally a comment I don’t really get, it seems like it’s some half-hearted attempt at making a joke, but the only real hint towards that is the fact that there’s a “lol” at the end.
Seems to be really difficult to take that photo…. well……. maybe not lol
If you browse more of Ms. Ezarik’s photos, you can find a wealth of creepy internet stalkers.
Now, there’s another example of annoying internet commenters and those are the ones who are infatuated with Jason Calacanis’ bulldogs. Now, just between you and me, Jason, you dogs are fucking ugly. Look at this:
Look at that Jason. That’s an ugly fucking dog. Now, I’m no fan of president Bush, but he has better taste in dogs than Mr. Calacanis over here.
Look at the cute little doggie woggie. He’s like a little tank, you can’t see his feet so there might be some treads under that furry covering. Oh, and he has a little bit of snow on his face, just above his beard. ^_^