Funky Speaks v2.0

Charlton Heston is dead. We’ll be exhuming your corpse to pry that rifle from your cold dead hands now.

Hey, Geert, your movie is a peace of shit. And I’m not even talking about the content. No I’m talking about the actual execution of it. Crappy stock SFX? Check. Crappy masking on video? Check. Papyrus as a “script” font? Check. It’s like you put some freshman behind a Mac Pro with a pirated copy of [...]

Now this is a season opener. Last episode felt like a bridge between season 3 and 4, but now we’re now fully into this new fast-paced, the end is in sight, territory. And I like it, I like it very much. A spectacular blend of mindfucks (Polar bear in Tunisia, opening shot of 815 underwater) and [...]

Cloverfield like Snakes On a Plane before it, was subject to massive amounts of internet geek hype. I ignored most of it, J.J. Abrams’ and Drew Goddard’s involvement was enough for me to get excited. The released trailer just solidified my decision that I had to see it.

Plot-wise the movie is incomplete. And I love [...]

Not the strongest season opener Lost has had. While the opening scene was cool, it did not have the cool reveal like Desmond in the hatch or OMG! it’s Othersville. The entire episode felt like a direct continuation of the last episode, which makes sense, but due to the intervening 200+ days feels a little [...]

How I came to download this movie I don’t even remember. But I’m glad I did. The movie consists of ten vignettes concerning the ten commandments. The same characters keep popping in each segment. The humor appeals to me because it is the sort of fourth wall-breaking wink-wink absurdity that I love. I have a weakness for [...]